Laluji Vs. MNS- the new Saas Bahu Serial

The Saas

The Bahu

Today another twist came in whole MNS vs.North Indians sop opera. Majority of RJD MPs and legislators have handed over their resignation letters to dear Laluji. To those who are less acquainted of issue a little briefing: Due to alleged failures of Bihar Government in protection of North Indians in Maharashtra from MNS, our dear Laluji had called for all his elected party members to submit their resignation by November 15 to the party leadership. This resignation fest will included around 55 MLAs, 15 MLCs, 24 in Lok Sabha and 4 in Rajya Sabha.

Already 75% of members have done their part. The great logic which dear Laluji put behind this outrageous move is that by imposing President’s rule in Bihar we will force Maharashtra to check the anti-North Indian violence [WTH].

Its such moments when a common Indian first hand realizes the unity in diversity among our politicians. How interlinked their motives are. On one side is a starter, a Bahu, who wants to give his political career a jet boost by taking the son of the soils theory to unseen levels and on other hand there is a veteran, the Saas, who leaves no opportunity to show his mighty presence. Truly these leaders need to be invited as guest lecturers in B-Schools. They are excellent in getting benefit in both bulls and bears of Janpath Street. May be they could do such magic in Wall Street also.

But the true sufferers of this whole melodrama is like always the common man, be it Marathi, Gujarati, Bihari … They are like those Ramu Kakas who from the beginning to end of show remains same poor, faithful, gullible; tortured first by the malkin, then chotti bahu and remembered only after his death.

These megalomaniacs don’t even bother that by creating such pathetic divisions they are cremating the very idea on which this nation was built: a union of states. They even forget the very lesson the history had taught us under imperialistic rule of British. We became prey to them only because we were the n nothing but whole bunch petty princely state continuously busy fighting with each others. They by dexterous application of their Divide and rule formula enslaved us. What they want history to be repeated? Aren’t they satisfied with 150 years of slavery? Where in the world countries like Russia are using all means to reunify the partitioned states we are eager to break the existing ones.

And have these great leaders of nation read anything about cause and effect theory. It leaves one completely bewildered the way they deal with problems. Rather than dealing with the root cause of them, they start some new ones. Take for instance the stand of Raj Thackeray. He blames all crimes and misdeeds on North Indians especially Biharis. OK, that may be true. But dear Raj Thackeray, how in the world by making these Biharis speak Marathi or by painting board in Marathi will make the crime wave stop. On the contrary it will make their work easier. The Huuls then will be given in Marathi itself making it much understandable to victims . Rather than these pompous shows of love for motherland you could have brought some strong legislation against these goons and should have targeted the cops and judiciary for their lethargy. And if you felt so much adrenaline rush then better you could have dealt with these mafias first hand. Beating up innocent weak students won’t scare away these Bhai logs. On the contrary you are forcing a new generation in to criminal community who now or later will seek vendetta on you, to quote the latest eg. Rahul Raj.

Also, our Saas, dear Laluji is also erratic on his front. Rather than demanding President’s rule in his own state he should have better gone demanding it on Maharashtra. Moreover, cutting up off Maharashtrian railway network from rest of country is nothing less than an act of tyranny and mediocrity. Atleast once you could have done a done a negotiation meet with this angry young neta, along with CMs of Bihar and Maharashtra, things would have been much better, like how Vasundhra Raje solved the whole Gujjar guardian knot in a very peaceful and tactful manner. You are already in Centre. Now you should act like Somnath Chatterji, keeping duty above the party politics.

However, the errs of human beings can be corrected only if they are non-intentional. If all those blunders are nothing but a pre planned sacrifice or gambit then we can just wait and watch the game played by these Anands of politics. Ekta Kapoor a new plot for you!

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